NINJA gets all Portlandia on their asses!

They did it again!  Sneaking up on unsuspecting citizens, your favorite clan of rock & roll ninjas blasted out of our fake wood panelled van and tore through a few juicy numbers before disappearing into the night!  Smoke bombs, flashmobs, portable double kick drums and duets with street musicians - it all happened last night! Want to see something?  I'll track down some elicit video clips and post it right here!  As always, please proceed to:  NinjaMetalNinja.com for more..!

NINJA plays live on the radio!

Good news, people!  Your favorite little clan of ninjas just wrapped up performing and conversing on one of the finest radio stations in the land - KPSU.  That's right, folks - it's college radio!  Nothing more street cred than that, right?  Perhaps a link to the archive will set your guns to stun.. well, perhaps I will end this juicy post and go get that for you.


I'll be back soon, as I must continue to work on getting you the finest quality entertainment in today's crazy, mixed up world.


Until then, please enjoy this wonderful and ferocious image...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Post Killer-Show Glow, yo..

Are you kidding me?  Like a finely tuned sword that is out of its sheath and ready to command respect, I am expected to type words to you all so soon after our epic live NINJA show at Dunes in Portland?  Well, I will say that this intimate show featured a deathly moment of total silence before the ferocious rock was unleashed.  I must also say that the good people in attendance for this first time ever show at Dunes built a staggering amount of energy throughout the set - culminating in a throbbing throng of body-moshing by the time the 7th Dragon blasted through the tube amps and drumskins.  Grins, fist-pumps, back-pats, drink dousing and rabble rousing ensued. It was a pleasure for all - see you Friday at the Red Room on exotic 82nd Avenue in Portland!

NINJA congratulates the Packers!

Much to the chagrin of scenesters everywhere, NINJA has elected to congratulate the Green Bay Packers Clan on their tenacity and victory over their rival Bears from Chicago to vault them into the playoffs!  


Please enjoy a fabulous photo from Destiny Lane, ace NINJA photographer::>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

::A Movie for You::

I do believe that it is time for a little movie.. This night was so much fun and totally ferocious - please check it out and feel it, man.. 


here it comes..

Christo says something great!

Happy Ferocious New Year to one and all!  We here at NINJA CLAN CENTRAL HEADQUARTERS encourage you to visualize punching that fist right through that thick slab of wood with everything we choose to do this year! From eating the hell out of that Pad Thai to scheming the hell out of those enticing missions laid out in front of us, let's do it to it and do it with style!  Let's stay hydrated, too, and don't forget to stretch..